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And... Their hair. Oh my god!

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People! People.

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Hey!

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Oh my god!

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Hey!

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I wanna hug you!

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We're quarantined.

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Bring it!

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You smell even better than I remember!

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Hey, buddy!

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Wait. Oh, no. How did it happen?

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And we are very excited for you to meet
Patrizia.

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Patrizia is a dog? Your text made it
seem like you were running a room to

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sexy hairdresser. Isn't she chic? She's
my goal weight.

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Get a picture of us.

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Cheese.

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Yes.

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What a spread.

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And balloons?

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Yeah, it's for all the birthdays that
we've met. And the one with the donut is

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for Jack's hemorrhoid surgery.

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Okay, it's okay.

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Are we not masking?

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We're outside. We all stayed home for
two weeks. I think we're good.

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Yeah, okay.

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Yeah, honey, I don't think you can catch
anything six feet apart. Let's go next.

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Have some wine.

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Oh, shit, Jack, that's mine.

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Nick, can you toss me that hand
sanitizer?

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Are you going to put this in your mouth?

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No.

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I'm going to put it in my butt and do a
handstand.

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So explain to me these sweaters. Oh,
okay. Oh, okay. Well, thank you for

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These are from our favorite Instagram
account. It's called Jeffrey Knits It,

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he's actually blind.

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I can tell by the sweaters.

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And these are meant to raise
awareness... That you are both dorks.

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It's working for you.

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Hey, if you think this is dorky, you're
going to hate this. Oh, maybe not. Yeah,

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since it all started, we have been
reading each other a poem every night.

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No, no, no, no, no. I hate you. I hate
you. Say whatever you want, but we have

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not had one argument since March 10th.

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Maybe you should run her a little bit.

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What? Run her a little trot. Yeah, like
a dog show.

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Okay, okay.

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Listen, tomorrow, there is a talent
show. It's mandatory.

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Lila and I made a sign and a trophy.

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All right. Oh, okay, Supermom. You have
no idea. When I first met this one, she

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was this fearless punk rock chick.

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Okay. Hanging out, smoking cigarettes
outside of Arlene's grocery.

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First thing she ever said to me, God,
you're a douchebag. Yeah. And I was

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oh, I am definitely going to marry that
mean lady.

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Now, she takes care of us. And you come
up with these fun little creative

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adventures and lift our spirits.

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Danny, she's still very nervous.

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Maybe she's keying off your energy.
Relax.

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It's all for Lila, right?

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Honestly, if we didn't have a kid, we
probably would have drank ourselves to

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death months ago.

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Wow.

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Should we have a kid?

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I have seaters.

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Seats. Let's eat some.

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It's getting cold. Should we maybe grab
the heaters from the deck?

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No. Let's go inside.

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Good idea. Well, are we sure about that?

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Like, you know, I know I agreed to come,
but I brought a sleeping bag so we

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could sleep in the car.

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Jack, we did all the things. We're safe.

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Come on.

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Anybody want to watch a movie? Yeah. Has
anybody seen The Queen's Gambit? Yes.

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Her eyes are so big.

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You think that makes her better at
chess?

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Probably.

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Oh, you wear your Jeffrey Knitson, and
I'll change.

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Good.

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Did everyone think I'm being insane?

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No. But, you know, you could relax a
little bit.

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Oh, hey.

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We read through our poem last night.

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Oh, jeez.

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What do we got here?

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Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats.
Okay.

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My heart aches.

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and a drowsy numbness pains my sense, as
though of hemlock I had drunk.

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How long is this one?

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A page and a half.

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Or emptied some dull opiate to the
drain.

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Because I feel like I hear people
downstairs getting breakfast.

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Smells like he's doing bacon.

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But being too happy in thine happiness,
that thou light winged dry to the trees

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in some melodious plot of beech and
greens and shadows...

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Come on, eat.

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It's two days now. She won't eat. Well,
she definitely ate something because I

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found a juicy turd on the stairs this
morning. Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

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No, no, no, that was me. I had tequila
last night.

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She doesn't like laughter.

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How long have you had this dog?

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Five weeks.

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Do you love her?

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That feels like a treat question. She
costs $5 ,000.

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I'm just saying, a dog is not a child.

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And if it's not a good fit, then you
could find a different home for her.

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There's a couple right down the road
here, huge animal rescue people. Yeah,

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have a pot -bellied pig and so many
senior cats.

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I bet they'd take her.

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We'll figure something out, Nick.

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We're just as qualified to be Patricia's
parents as any two upstate lesbians. I

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never said they were lesbians. They are.

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I know, but I never said that.

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Oh,

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it's working.

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Oh, my God. Hi, can you see me?

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This technology is amazing.

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Hey, Dad, we're doing a talent show.

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And I'm going to win.

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Pull your jets, big guy.

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Oh, my God.

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Mom,

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move into the camera.

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You're not on the camera.

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I see you just fine, baby.

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Okay, let's just start.

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My dear lady disdain, are you yet
living?

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Courtesy itself must convert to disdain
if you are in her presence. That's some

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boring play they did in college.

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Jack, mute.

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A lot of work text. Everything okay?

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Yeah. It's all good.

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Thank you! Oh, my God!

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This is too much joy for me! I love the
world!

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I want to make love to all of you!

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Please!

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In the spirit of Riverdance, I bring you
Lake Dance.

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Damn it.

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What's wrong?

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Well, Kate's not feeling well, so I sent
her upstairs to do a test.

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Wait, home tests?

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Where did you get those?

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Yeah, our school nurse, Teresa,
volunteers at a clinic, so she slipped

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because I have pretty eyes.

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Bad news.

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It's bright red.

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Oh. How in the hell? We should go home,
I guess.

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No, we can't all go in the car. You
might get Beth sick.

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No, no, no. Honey, just go up to Lila's
room. I'll make you some tea and toast.

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How'd this happen?

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Huh? Who broke quarantine?

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Nick, did you golf?

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No. What about you two? Huh?

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Any parties with your other hotter
friend group? No. Calm down, Dr. Fauci.

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won't calm down. Because somebody among
us has betrayed the lockdown.

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This is the worst production of Jesus
Christ Superstar I've ever seen.

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Patrizia has run into the woods with a
bagel and just a little bit of my

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Okay.

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Patrizia!

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Come here.

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Right now.

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Oh.

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I have to walk to you?

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Do you know where Nick Pagano lives?

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Yeah, I do.

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I told him I'd drop off his tie.

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Oh.

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Uh, well, I'll take it to him.

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His family has COVID right now.

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Oh.

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Thank you. I'll make sure he

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gets it, okay?

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Bye -bye.

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What did you grab, that pie?

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Just a second, sir.

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Okay. Come on, let's go.

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Let's go, Patricia.

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Hey, hey.

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Hey. You gonna watch the Notre Dame game
with me? Sounds good.

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Should we also invite the chick who just
dropped this pie off for you?

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What? What?

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Never go into acting.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

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Where was she here?

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None of my business.

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Tighten up your game, all right? And
don't think for one second I'm going to

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that fatal attraction pie. Danny, Danny,
Danny, Danny. What?

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It was a... It was a near miss.

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That's all it was. I got a little too
friendly with an actuary. Nick, I don't

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want to know. We kissed.

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It was a stupid, drunk group dinner. And
then the next day, the world shut down.

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Thank God.

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Lockdown saved me, Danny. Being home,
here.

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With Anne and Lila?

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Woke you up?

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Yes.

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I have not said anything even remotely
flirty to her in months. She keeps

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texting you. No shit, Sherlock. I am so
grateful that nothing more happened.

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Congratulations.

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Maybe you should tell your wife that
because she flinches every time you

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a text. She doesn't... Oh.

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Okay. All right, I'll handle this.

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I will text Maureen right now.

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Maureen? Gross.

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How is it hot and also freezing out
here?

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Okay.

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No, no, what are you doing? Oh, no.

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I'm sorry.

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Sounds like your baby misses you.

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Yeah, that's probably why my baby runs
away every ten minutes.

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Also, am I crazy?

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Or did Claude basically say he didn't
want to have children with me?

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I caught that.

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Maybe ask him again when he's not trying
to wrestle a dog into a ski outfit.

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How's Jack?

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Is he freaking out?

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A little bit.

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Open the window and scream a poem at
him? I know we're being weird.

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But these little rituals are what he
needs right now.

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You know, his great partner got so sick
she had to be intubated.

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Jesus. So now my job is to be as calm
and comforting

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as a gravity blanket.

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He's lucky he married you. You never
freak out.

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Freakouts are a choice.

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Adults. should not freak out.

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That's insane.

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Say more.

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Well, it's just kind of narcissistic,
you know? It's like, oh, you get to be

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one who loses their mind and creates
chaos.

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What a luxury.

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And why do we think we're this way?

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And by we, I mean you.

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When I was in sixth grade,

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I had to live with my aunt because my
mom wouldn't stop crying.

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Wait, what?

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It's okay.

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Come on. Come on. Come on,

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Patricia, please.

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Stop barking.

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Thank you so much.

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Go. Let's go. Come on. May I ask you a
question?

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When you were picking out a dog, why did
you choose one that hates you?

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Okay, I have no choice.

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Danny's the one who wanted a dog. I
wanted a bird named Patricia. A bird? A

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would have been so great at staying in
your apartment.

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Believe me, I wish I could tell Danny to
return her to whatever store in hell he

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bought her from.

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She always goes straight for my genitals
every time I get out of the shower.

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Well, I'm sorry about that.

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Do you think I can talk to the lesbians
without Danny?

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No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not the
right thing to do.

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I don't know, man. Sometimes the right
thing to do is just whatever doesn't

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up your entire world.

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Take me to the lesbians.

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If it's meant to be, you'll find them.

253
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,599
I'm kidding. I will call Dana.

254
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,760
Yeah? Okay. Stay away from my genitals.

255
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:10,819
Daddy.

256
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Daddy. Hmm?

257
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,819
Patricia's gone. What do you mean,
Patricia's gone?

258
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,940
She ran away, and we look everywhere,
but we can't find her.

259
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,160
Oh.

260
00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:25,079
Okay. Where are you going? No, no, no.
You're too sick to go out. Titty's Glenn

261
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Close will skin her.

262
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,820
Huh? I gave him.

263
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I need you to be honest with me, all
right? You didn't go anywhere, did you,

264
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Lila? Like, no playdates?

265
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,020
I'm literally 15.

266
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:44,860
What about a bubble? You in some kind of
a bubble, like a school bubble?

267
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,420
Dad, you're the only one that went
anywhere.

268
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:50,940
No, I didn't. Yeah, you went to the
clinic that Nurse Teresa works at, and

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you stood in line for an hour with a
bunch of people who thought they had

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Let's taste this.

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Mom, that's so salty.

272
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Nick!

273
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Make sure the turkey gets to 165. Okay,
that's my brain. Okay, sorry, sorry,

274
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,190
sorry. Throw away the potatoes.

275
00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:23,550
They're still yams. And Lila knows how
to do the Brussels sprouts. Yes, ma 'am.

276
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,089
Who are you texting?

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I was setting a 15 -minute timer.

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Are you nuts?

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Well, we're all going down.

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Patricia.

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Oh, Patricia.

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Where the fuck did I go?

283
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,780
Are you Patty?

284
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Are you Patty?

285
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Good girl.

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Patricia. Pa.

287
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Good girl.

288
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Oh, her paws are a little yeasty. Yeah,
we should throw out all that food that

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00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,460
guy gave us.

290
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:50,930
Look at her eyes.

291
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Oh, they're so beautiful.

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Let

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me

294
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get in there.

295
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You are home. You are home.

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Besito.

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Besito.

298
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Turn on the TV news.

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Listen to the radio.

300
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:24,780
Everyone is concerned about COVID and
Thanksgiving, right? Two facts to keep

301
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:28,240
mind. COVID right now... Hey, what are
you doing?

302
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:29,299
Stay away.

303
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,119
I'm infected.

304
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,120
I am too.

305
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,400
Huh?

306
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,160
Wait, we're COVID buddies.

307
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,400
God, everybody's sick.

308
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:40,240
It must be asymptomatic.

309
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,640
Okay, your worst nightmare came true.
Now what? I have news for you, buddy.

310
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,980
cannot control the universe with your
butthole. Get out.

311
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Get out.

312
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:48,769
Come on.

313
00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:49,770
Everybody's mad at me.

314
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:51,810
What?

315
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,930
Everybody's mad at me. I can't hear what
you're saying.

316
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,570
Everybody's mad at me. Yes, I can. I can
hear.

317
00:20:56,790 --> 00:21:00,170
Come on.

318
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,510
Here, here. Take it. Take it. Take it.

319
00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:06,770
Look, nobody's mad at you. It's not your
fault. No, it's your fault.

320
00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,070
Hold on a second.

321
00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:09,370
How am I in trouble?

322
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:13,510
You made us come here. All right? You
told me everything was going to be fine,

323
00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:14,810
and it's not fine. Okay.

324
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,190
You can be mad if you want. I'm not mad.

325
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:21,400
Yes, you are. And whenever you pretend
not to be, it comes out sideways.

326
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:25,500
So there you go. Hit my hand as hard as
you can.

327
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:30,020
What? No, I'll hurt you. Oh, fuck you.
You'll hurt me. I'm not hitting you, all

328
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:34,340
right? Oh, that's right. You can't hit
me because you're America's nicest boy.

329
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:39,600
Stop touching me. I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you at all.

330
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:44,520
Good, good. Let it out. Remember, I got
the back stuff. Selfish prick.

331
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You had to have your party, huh?

332
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,960
You always just do whatever the fuck you
want. You don't care who gets hurt. No.

333
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,540
No. I'm not that guy. Oh, you are
legendarily that guy.

334
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,940
Because I think you won the talent show.

335
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:02,220
Because even the children understand
that you're a little fucking baby. Fuck

336
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,300
you. I'm trying.

337
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:04,540
Well, not hard enough.

338
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:09,720
I wish I was like you.

339
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:11,940
You're such a good man.

340
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,560
Take care of your...

341
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,560
Good job.

342
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,720
You can always dump this stuff on me.

343
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,180
Okay.

344
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360
You crying?

345
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:41,820
No.

346
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,520
I'm helping you.

347
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,120
I win.

348
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:54,260
You didn't find her?

349
00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:56,740
No, Claude.

350
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,460
I sure didn't.

351
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,280
I walked all over.

352
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,770
and didn't see a single lost dog.

353
00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:06,890
Saw a lot of dogs with owners, but no
lost dogs.

354
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,430
What a mystery.

355
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:14,030
Hopefully she finds a family who loves
her as much as we did.

356
00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:19,650
Well, but we'll never know because we
certainly never talked about it or chose

357
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:20,650
them.

358
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:25,870
I guess all we'll ever know is
uncertainty and heartbreak.

359
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,610
Heartbreak is a strong word.

360
00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:33,410
It's like Nick said, a dog is not a
child.

361
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:35,630
Well, thank God we don't have one of
those.

362
00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:38,790
I guess this proves that we're not cut
out for it.

363
00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:42,510
But, Danny, that's a whole different
conversation. Come on.

364
00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:45,410
Listen.

365
00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:49,670
What? Can COVID give you diarrhea?

366
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,190
It can.

367
00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:11,000
There's so much food and everything
tastes like metal.

368
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:15,100
I can't wait to blast this everybody in
an hour.

369
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,680
Thank you, Jack, for the best, worst
Thanksgiving of my life.

370
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,120
I am sorry that I made everyone come
here.

371
00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:30,420
And I am sorry that Jack made everyone
sick.

372
00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:37,750
But I need you guys.

373
00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:39,710
Like a donkey.

374
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:45,170
Did you know that you can't just have
one donkey?

375
00:24:45,410 --> 00:24:47,710
You have to have two donkeys.

376
00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:49,830
Or else they go insane.

377
00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:51,650
This is true.

378
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,230
This is true.

379
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:56,990
Bless you, honey.

380
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,900
I thought you brought a whole pie and I
never even put it out.

381
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,260
That was glass. Why did you just throw
that out?

382
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:22,220
That's a fresh pie. We can have it
tomorrow.

383
00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:27,360
We don't... Are you okay?

384
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,400
The person who kept texting me was a
woman.

385
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,860
I did not sleep with her.

386
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,540
I did kiss her.

387
00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:42,720
Stupid, meaningless flirtation.

388
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:47,720
And it's completely over, and it'll
never happen again.

389
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:53,960
Yeah, but it probably will happen again,
though, right, Nick?

390
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,640
No, Annie, it won't.

391
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Okay.

392
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,200
What about the woman at the golf
tournament a couple years ago, the

393
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,340
You remember the one with the nails?

394
00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:16,090
I knew it.

395
00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:17,890
I fucked up. I'm sorry.

396
00:26:19,630 --> 00:26:20,750
I love you.

397
00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:23,290
Please don't leave me.

398
00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:25,610
God, you're a douchebag.

399
00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:28,370
You don't think I'm going to leave you.

400
00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:31,750
Because you think I don't know how to
live without you.

401
00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:35,810
And that is why this is so fucking mean.

402
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:37,910
No. Do not come near me.

403
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:39,370
Fuck this.

404
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,140
Good night, everybody!

405
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,520
Good night!

406
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,580
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